10 Ways Green Energy Investments Create More Jobs Than Fossil Fuels

Alright, let’s get real—clean energy isn’t just about saving cute polar bears or making rich guys in Patagonia vests feel good about themselves. It’s about jobs, jobs, jobs. And not the kind where you spend 12 hours inhaling coal dust so that your boss can buy a third yacht. Here’s the deal: renewable energy creates […]

8 Reasons a Billionaire Wealth Tax Could Fund Public Programs & Boost the Economy

Ever wonder why billionaires have more yachts than they pay in taxes? While the ultra-rich stash their fortunes in offshore accounts, the rest of us are funding schools, roads, and hospitals. Meanwhile, working families struggle with medical bills, student loans, and skyrocketing rent. Enter the billionaire wealth tax—a practical, high-impact solution to fix income inequality […]

5 Ways to Embrace Silence: A Journey to Inner Stillness

Silence. That weird, awkward thing we avoid at all costs. We fill it with mindless scrolling, background noise, and conversations we don’t even want to have. But here’s a wild idea—what if silence wasn’t something to escape from, but something to embrace? Because let’s be honest: the world is exhausting. Between the doomscrolling, the 24-hour […]

6 Economic Benefits of Strengthening Workers’ Rights

Let’s get one thing straight: an economy that works for only a handful of people is not an economy—it’s a scam. And right now, workers are getting the short end of the deal while CEOs launch themselves into space for fun. Strengthening workers’ rights isn’t just about fairness or dignity (though, yeah, those are important); […]

5 Reasons Universal Healthcare Could Save the Economy Billions

America’s healthcare system is like a bad group project—overpriced, chaotic, and somehow still failing despite record-breaking spending. The U.S. pours more money into healthcare than any other country, yet millions of people can’t afford to see a doctor. Meanwhile, insurance companies and pharmaceutical giants rake in massive profits while working families face financial ruin over […]

7 Ways to Boost the Minimum Wage Without Hurting Small Businesses

Raising the minimum wage should be a no-brainer—people need to afford rent, groceries, and, yes, even the occasional overpriced oat milk latte. But for small businesses, a sudden wage hike can feel less like progress and more like a death sentence. Meanwhile, corporate giants keep wages low while raking in record profits, leaving local businesses […]

The Secret Power of Silence: Why the Loudest Politicians Might Be Losing

Let’s be honest—politics is a never-ending noise machine. Everyone’s got an opinion, and most of them are shouting it from the rooftops (or, more accurately, from Twitter). But here’s the kicker: some of the most fascinating figures in politics are the ones who say less, not more. Think Barack Obama post-presidency, Hillary Clinton post-2016, or […]

How Gen X Women Created the Stay-at-Home Dad (And Yes, That’s Me)

Oh, hey there. It’s me. A dad. A stay-at-home dad, if you will. A domesticated male of the species, found in his natural habitat—Costco, wondering if we already have peanut butter at home. And before you ask, yes, I know what I have done. I know how I got here. I know that my mere […]

Turns Out America Loves a Dictatorship Wrapped in a Flag

It’s official: the American people love dictatorship. They just need it to be wrapped in a flag, hollering about “freedom,” and conveniently ignoring reality. According to the latest polls, former (or let’s be honest, current-in-spirit) President Donald J. Trump is soaring with a 50% approval rating. And why? Because he’s delivering on his promises—whether those […]

DOJ Drops Corruption Charges Against Mayor Adams for Political Convenience

Justice, But Make It Convenient In yet another episode of Justice: Now You See It, Now You Don’t, a federal judge has raised a very logical, very lawyer-y question: Why exactly did the Department of Justice suddenly decide to drop its corruption charges against New York City Mayor Eric Adams? Was it a new piece […]

Billionaires Gone Wild: The Trump & Musk Joint Interview No One Asked For

The Set-Up: Where Ego Meets Algorithm Picture this: a dimly lit stage, an American flag, a Tesla Cybertruck in the background (with a shattered window, naturally), and two men whose combined wealth could solve global hunger but instead fund questionable social media ventures. Donald Trump and Elon Musk sit across from an interviewer who clearly […]

The Supreme Court Is About to Make a Big Choice—For All of Us

Welp. It finally happened. Democracy just showed up on John Roberts’ doorstep like a stray puppy—malnourished, abandoned, and in desperate need of help. And now, the Supreme Court has to decide whether to take it in or leave it out in the cold. So what’s the big deal? Oh, just another case where Trump is […]

Trump Suggests Laws Don’t Apply To Him If He “Saves The Country”

President Donald Trump has unveiled his unique interpretation of democracy, suggesting that if he’s “saving the country,” he is above the law. Yes, you heard that right—Trump just went full Napoleon, and not the cool, croissant-loving kind. The Emperor Has No Laws (or Clothes, We Assume) Trump posted a rather eyebrow-raising statement recently, quoting (or […]

Barron Trump: The Mystery, The Myth, The MAGA Obsession

The night before Donald Trump’s second inauguration—because America just loves a sequel—22-year-old conservative activist CJ Pearson threw a party for right-wing influencers who had, against all odds (and reality), rallied behind the former president. A week later, he got an email from NYU journalism student Julia Diorio asking for an interview about his social media […]

DOJ Introduces ‘Resignation Incentive Program’—Because Ethics Are Overrated

The Department of Justice has finally cracked the code on workplace morale. No, not by holding powerful people accountable or ensuring fair prosecutions—but by launching a “Resignation Incentive Program” to help prosecutors quit before their souls do. Yes, instead of fixing systemic corruption, the DOJ’s brilliant solution is to encourage employees to resign when faced […]

Big Oil Goes Green! Now Promises ‘Organic’ Oil Spills and Free Tree with Every Purchase

Good news, everyone! The same oil companies that have spent decades torching the planet like a backyard bonfire have finally decided to care about climate change. Their solution? Organic drilling. That’s right—ExxonMobil, Shell, and the rest of Big Oil are now committed to making their planetary destruction more sustainable. Because nothing says eco-friendly like drilling […]

Billionaires Announce ‘Trickle-Up’ Economics—Totally Not a Scam, Promise

In an unexpected act of generosity, the world’s richest individuals have unveiled a bold new economic strategy: instead of wealth “trickling down” (which it never did), money will now trickle up—but in reverse, or something. Billionaires claim this new plan will reduce the wealth gap and stimulate economic growth by redistributing money downward—which, if true, […]

Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence? A True Test of Intelligence

The U.S. intelligence community has long struggled with groupthink, bureaucratic bloat, and the occasional whoopsie that leads to a decades-long war. So naturally, what better way to shake things up than appointing Tulsi Gabbard—a politician who’s been on a political tour of America’s ideological spectrum like a contestant on The Amazing Race? From Democrat to […]

Elon Musk Wants to Cut Government Costs—Democracy Is Just Too Pricey

In his latest attempt to reinvent things that already exist, Elon Musk has decided that democracy is simply too expensive to maintain. And honestly, he’s got a point—have you seen the price tag? Free speech, public services, functioning institutions—it all adds up. Maybe if the Constitution had a Black Friday sale, we wouldn’t even be […]

J.D. Vance Says Catholicism Supports Deportations—A Holy Revelation

In today’s edition of Using Religion to Justify Whatever You Want, Senator J.D. Vance has discovered a totally real, definitely-not-made-up Catholic doctrine that supports mass deportations. Apparently, if you squint hard enough at the Bible (or just completely rewrite it), Jesus stops being that “love thy neighbor” guy and starts moonlighting as a border patrol […]

DOJ Drops Charges Against Eric Adams—A Masterclass in Streamlined Justice

The Department of Justice has unveiled a bold new approach to legal accountability: prosecution based on vibes. Who needs due process when we can just decide who gets charged based on political convenience? It’s the future of justice—efficient, selective, and definitely not rigged! Eric Adams, once under federal investigation for allegedly soliciting foreign donations from […]