Considering a Low-Protein, Vegan, and Raw-Till-4 Diet for Pitt-Hopkins Syndrome: 7 Potential Benefits

When my daughter was first diagnosed with Pitt-Hopkins Syndrome (PTHS), my world stopped spinning for a moment. If you’re a parent of a child with this rare neurodevelopmental disorder, you understand—there’s the grief, the overwhelm, and then the digging. So much digging. Like many of you, I’ve spent sleepless nights on medical forums, scientific journals, […]

12 Simple Ways to Become More Resilient Every Day (Even When the Universe is Against You)

Life has a habit of punching us in the face when we least expect it. One minute, everything is fine, and the next, your car won’t start, your boss emails you at 9 PM, and you accidentally send a text meant for your friend to your mother (who now has questions). Resilience is the thing […]

5 Mistakes That Taught Me My Greatest Life Lessons (The Hard Way, Of Course)

Mistakes are like unexpected software updates—they pop up at the worst possible time, disrupt everything, and force you to sit there, helpless, while life installs yet another unwanted lesson. For a long time, I thought mistakes were something to be avoided at all costs. Then I realized that’s impossible, because apparently, I am hardwired to […]

7 Daily Habits That Transformed My Productivity (Or At Least Made Me Feel Productive)

I have spent most of my adult life looking for the holy grail of productivity—that secret trick that would magically make me a focused, efficient, and successful person. I wanted to be one of those people who wake up at 5 AM, drink some kind of green sludge that allegedly increases brainpower, and finish an […]

Arab Americans in Politics: Welcome to the Club—Sort Of

Arab Americans are finally getting a political platform in the Trump era. And by “getting a platform,” I mean being used as strategic props. Michael Boulos, Trump’s son-in-law, is now an advisor on Middle Eastern affairs. Janette Nesheiwat has been nominated for U.S. Surgeon General. It’s all very diverse—until you remember Trump’s past Muslim bans […]

The World is Falling Apart—And America is Leading the Way

Pop quiz: What do Germany’s collapsing government, France’s political chaos, and South Korea’s leadership crisis have in common? If you guessed “Western democracy is in shambles,” congrats! You win absolutely nothing, because we’re all going down with this ship. Trump’s reelection has sent shockwaves through global politics. Populist movements are rising, democratic institutions are crumbling, […]

New York’s Sanctuary City Debate: A Reality Show No One Asked For

Tom Homan, Trump’s border czar, thinks Andrew Cuomo is too soft on immigration. The man who once ran ICE is shocked that New York doesn’t want to turn into Texas. New York’s sanctuary city laws prevent local cops from handing immigrants over to ICE. Radical, I know. But conservatives claim these laws are a threat—which […]

The EPA Wants to Unplug the Planet’s Life Support—Again

The Trump administration is considering revoking the EPA’s ruling that greenhouse gases are dangerous. Because, apparently, climate change isn’t a threat—it’s just a vibe. EPA head Lee Zeldin says the rule “hurts industry” and “limits consumer choice.” Ah yes, the consumer choice to… drown in rising sea levels? Get asthma from factory smog? I love […]

Misgendering in Congress: Where Decorum Goes to Die

A Republican congressman just misgendered Rep. Sarah McBride, the first openly transgender member of Congress. Was it a slip-up? A bold stance? An attempt to distract from the fact that the GOP has no actual policies? We may never know. What we do know is that instead of just correcting himself and moving on like […]

Gavin Newsom’s Wild Ride: From Liberal Darling to Podcast Bro

California Governor Gavin Newsom is doing the unthinkable: talking to conservatives. That’s right, the man who banned plastic straws is now chopping it up with right-wing pundits about transgender athletes and free speech. Look, I get it. Newsom wants to be the “reasonable Democrat” who can unite America in 2028. But inviting conservative firebrands on […]

Democrats’ Love for Israel: A Tragic Love Story Gone Wrong

Once upon a time, Democrats and Israel were the power couple of international politics. They held hands at the U.N., sent each other military aid love letters, and whispered sweet nothings about democracy. But now? It’s giving breakup. Polls show Democratic support for Israel has plummeted below 50%, while Republicans remain loyal like a golden […]

Trump’s Economic Approval Plummets for the First Time Since 2017: What It Means for America

For the first time since 2017, a majority of Americans now disapprove of Donald Trump’s handling of the economy, according to a new CNN poll. And honestly, it’s about time. 56% of Americans now express discontent with Trump’s so-called economic “leadership,” and that number is climbing faster than the price of eggs under his tariff […]

The Great American Tariff Tango: A Masterclass in Economic Chaos

Welcome to the Price Hike Olympics! Grab your wallets, folks! The long-awaited economic rollercoaster has arrived, courtesy of the Trump-Biden bipartisan tariff saga. Just when you thought your wallet was safe, Target and Best Buy announced that prices are climbing faster than Jeff Bezos’ next space launch. And the best part? The tariffs haven’t even […]

The Economic Landscape Under Trump: My Perspective on Recession Fears, Trade Wars, and Policy Impacts

My Thoughts on the U.S. Economy at a Crossroads I have been closely watching the U.S. economy, and I can’t ignore the cracks that are forming. With the Federal Reserve predicting a contraction in the first quarter and consumer spending plummeting, I find myself wondering if a recession is looming. Trump’s economic policies, particularly his […]

International Women’s Day 2025: More Than Just Corporate Feminism?

Ah, March 8—the day where corporations pretend to care about women while paying them less than their male counterparts. Happy International Women’s Day! This year’s theme is “Accelerate Action,” which basically translates to “Stop making us fight for the same rights over and over again.” And it’s not just about pay gaps—it’s about reproductive rights, […]

Scientists Are Over It—Mass Protests Against Trump’s Anti-Science Policies

Imagine being a scientist in 2025. You dedicated your life to facts and research, only for the government to say, “Actually, we’re cutting your funding because we don’t like what you found.” Welcome to the Stand Up for Science 2025 movement. Thousands of researchers, doctors, and science supporters just hit the streets to protest the […]

Government Shutdown Incoming? House Democrats Say ‘No’ to Medicaid Cuts

Grab your emergency kits—another government shutdown is on the way. This time, it’s because House Democrats are refusing to sign a funding bill that guts Medicaid. And for once, I kind of respect them for standing their ground. Republicans claim it’s about “fiscal responsibility.” But if cutting Medicaid is supposed to “save money,” why does […]

NYC Mayor’s Corruption Case Just Took a Wild Turn—And It’s Not What You Think

You know it’s bad when the Justice Department is like, “Yeah, maybe this was a little too political.” NYC Mayor Eric Adams was looking at a career-ending bribery case—until the DOJ said, “Oops, our bad.” Turns out, the Southern District of New York handled this case like a tabloid scandal rather than an actual legal […]

Trump Pulls $400 Million From Columbia University—Is Free Speech on Campus Dead?

Nothing says “small government” like the president personally deciding which universities deserve funding. Trump just pulled $400 million from Columbia, claiming they didn’t do enough to protect Jewish students from antisemitic harassment. Now, let’s get one thing straight—antisemitism is real and dangerous. But is this really about student safety, or about punishing a university for […]

Biden’s Student Loan Forgiveness? Trump Just Hit the Undo Button

So, you thought your student loans might finally disappear? Cute. Trump just signed an executive order saying, “Not on my watch.” Public servants—teachers, nurses, firefighters—were supposed to get student debt relief. Now, if you’ve been accused of “improper activities” (whatever that means), kiss that goodbye. The best part? You don’t even need to be convicted […]

Ukraine Left Hanging While We Cozy Up to Hamas

In a completely logical U.S. foreign policy shift, the government just cut intelligence sharing with Ukraine and halted military aid for Ukraine’s war effort. Meanwhile, we’re now having direct U.S.-Hamas negotiations. So, to recap: an American ally fighting Russian aggression? Abandoned. A U.S.-designated terrorist group in the Middle East? We’re negotiating. Maybe next, we’ll invite […]

Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Will Cost You

Trump’s latest genius economic policy decision? A 25% import tariff on Canada and Mexico. He swears this will boost U.S. manufacturing jobs, but here’s what it’ll really do: raise consumer goods prices in America. From higher grocery costs to increased car prices, get ready to pay more while multinational corporations find loopholes to protect their […]

VA Layoffs: Supporting the Troops by Abandoning Them

The Trump administration just made a brilliant move for veterans’ healthcare access—by slashing 80,000 jobs at the Department of Veterans Affairs workforce. Because nothing says “thank you for your service” like gutting VA medical staff, ensuring longer wait times for military veterans seeking healthcare, and cutting off essential support for those suffering from PTSD treatment […]

10 Reasons My Toddler Is My Boss (And Why I’ll Never Get a Raise)

Being a stay-at-home dad of a special needs child is a lot like working for a CEO who has no qualifications, no chill, and a strict “breakfast must be served in the correct color bowl or else” policy. The job comes with zero pay, no benefits, and an on-call schedule that would make emergency room […]

JD Vance Hits the Slopes, But Vermont Hits Back

JD Vance Takes a Break… From Doing Putin’s Bidding Ah, nothing like a relaxing ski vacation to clear the mind after a hard day’s work helping a foreign dictator. JD Vance, fresh off his latest performance in “How to Be a Putin Puppet in Three Easy Steps,” decided to take a quick getaway to Vermont. […]

The Hypocrisy Games: Trump, Tate, and the Republican Reality Distortion Field

Protecting the Children—Unless They’re Victims of Our Friends Ah, Republicans and their never-ending crusade to “protect the children.” From drag queens? Absolutely. From books? Without question. From actual predators? Well… that depends on whether said predators have a blue checkmark and a podcast about “alpha males.” For years, the GOP has been on a relentless […]

DOJ Weaponized? More Like the World’s Worst Episode of Law & Order

It’s finally happened. We’ve reached peak “reverse uno” politics, where the actual people committing crimes are now investigating their political enemies for… checks notes… talking too passionately. Because nothing says “justice” like the U.S. Attorney for D.C. deciding that Chuck Schumer giving a speech is the real national emergency—not, you know, actual criminals, domestic terrorists, […]

I SPENT 24 HOURS EXPOSING ELON MUSK & ADAM SCHIFF’S SECRET BATTLE!

Welcome to the Twilight Zone, aka American Politics Gather ‘round, folks, because it’s time for another thrilling episode of “Who’s Gaslighting Who?” starring Elon Musk, Adam Schiff, and a cast of characters so absurd they make reality TV look like a Ken Burns documentary. Yes, you heard it right. The man who once built cars […]

RFK Jr. Urges People to Get Vaccinated—And Pigs Have Started Flying

The Plot Twist We Didn’t See Coming Well, folks, 2025 just keeps getting weirder. In a plot twist that not even the best satirical writers could have dreamed up, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—yes, that RFK Jr., the one who has spent decades questioning vaccines with the zeal of a conspiracy theorist at a tinfoil hat […]

The Great American Permit Scheme: A Billionaire’s Guide to Pretending to Care

Welcome to America’s Most Profitable Ponzi Scheme Ah, the United States government: the world’s most exclusive permit-issuing corporation. Want to drive? Get a permit. Want to build a house? Permit. Want to sell homemade lemonade? Well, that’ll require at least three different permits, a business license, and an inspection by an official in a crumpled […]

Republicans Booed at Their Own Town Halls—So Obviously, It’s a Soros Conspiracy

So, Republicans are getting yelled at by their own voters, huh?At town halls.In deep red districts. And instead of, I don’t know, listening to them, the GOP has come up with the most logical explanation: these people aren’t real Republicans! No, no, no—these are obviously highly trained Democratic operatives, secretly planted by George Soros to […]

The Art of the Squeal: An Analysis of Trump and Putin Diplomacy

The Most Unlikely Love Story in Politics: Trump and Putin’s Foreign Policy Grab your popcorn and an overcooked steak (extra ketchup optional, mandatory well-done), because what you’re about to read isn’t just another foreign policy blunder—it’s the political equivalent of a reality show crossover between The Apprentice and House of Cards, featuring the bromance nobody […]

Politics or Reality TV? Absurd Predictions That Might Actually Happen

America: where the news sounds like a rejected Black Mirror episode. If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, politics feels like a bad reality show,” congratulations—you have eyes. And a functioning brain. The past few years have blurred the lines between governance and entertainment so thoroughly that even Netflix executives are taking notes. At this rate, it’s […]

The Future of Politics: AI Presidents, Viral Governors, and Laws That Make No Sense

Welcome to 202X: Where Satire and Reality Blur Together Does modern politics feel like a never-ending reality show, except there’s no off switch and the plot twists are getting stranger? Well, buckle up, because things are only getting weirder. We’re living in an era where artificial intelligence is running for office (because at this point, […]

The Epstein Report Release: A Show Without Substance

The anticipation surrounding the Epstein report was like expecting a fireworks show and getting a damp sparkler instead. Many conservatives, particularly Trump supporters, were bracing for an explosive revelation from the Trump administration’s Department of Justice (DOJ)—one that would supposedly expose high-profile Democrats. But when the moment arrived, it landed with all the impact of […]

The Rule of Law, Elon Musk, and Why We Probably Shouldn’t Take Cues from El Salvador

Elon Musk—self-made billionaire, part-time Mars colonizer, and full-time opinion-haver—recently declared that the only way to “restore the rule of the people” in America is to impeach judges. Not just one or two. All of them. Well, at least the ones he doesn’t like. This isn’t the first time Musk has weighed in on democracy from […]

The Choice to Care: Faith, Action, and the Good We Leave Behind

I appreciate your honesty. It takes a fair bit of life lived and coffee consumed to get to the place where you can say, “I’ve tried different routes, and I think we’re on our own.” That’s not a small admission, and it carries the weight of experience. I won’t argue theology with you, because that’s […]

The World Went to Hell in a Handbasket—And We Let It Happen

I don’t know when it happened exactly, but the world just isn’t the same anymore. It’s not just me, right? I’m not saying everything was perfect before COVID. It wasn’t. People still had loud phone conversations in the grocery store, you still had to listen to an automated voice tell you to “please listen carefully, […]

Chaos, Controversy, and Confusion: A White House Press Conference for the History Books

By now, I should know better than to watch a White House press conference expecting information. That’s like expecting my dog to suddenly recite Hamlet—it’s just not in the cards. And yet, every once in a while, curiosity gets the better of me, and I find myself tuning in, slack-jawed, watching the political equivalent of […]

Truck Nutz Justice: Two Good Ol’ Boys, One Lifted F-150, and a Whole Lotta ‘Murica

Leaked Script from the Upcoming Hit Show—Read Before the Deep State Deletes It! Opening Scene: The Call to Action The year is 2025, and America is on the brink of collapse. Gas prices have reached an unspeakable $3.25 a gallon. A local Cracker Barrel hires a vegan. Somewhere, a library remains open past 5 PM. […]

Trump’s CPAC Speech Was FULL of Lies—Here’s the Truth He Doesn’t Want You to Know!

At the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), Donald Trump took the stage to do what he does best—claim credit for things he didn’t do, blame everyone else for things he did do, and promise a future where America is once again… well, exactly the same, but somehow better. His speech was a greatest hits album […]

CANADA WANTS ELON MUSK GONE?! Thousands Demand His Citizenship Be Revoked—Here’s Why It Might Be a Turning Point

OTTAWA — Thousands of Canadians are calling for Elon Musk to be stripped of his Canadian citizenship, with a rapidly growing parliamentary petition surpassing 34,000 signatures. At the center of the controversy is Musk’s close relationship with Donald Trump, which critics argue threatens Canada’s sovereignty. Trump has suggested tariffs on Canadian goods and even joked […]

Maine Governor to Trump on Trans Athlete Ban: “See You in Court”

At a recent White House meeting, President Donald Trump tried to pressure Maine Governor Janet Mills into enforcing his executive order banning transgender girls and women from female sports teams. Her response? “See you in court.” Translation: Take your fake outrage somewhere else, Don. Trump, of course, was trying to push his latest culture war […]

10 Ways Green Energy Investments Create More Jobs Than Fossil Fuels

Alright, let’s get real—clean energy isn’t just about saving cute polar bears or making rich guys in Patagonia vests feel good about themselves. It’s about jobs, jobs, jobs. And not the kind where you spend 12 hours inhaling coal dust so that your boss can buy a third yacht. Here’s the deal: renewable energy creates […]

8 Reasons a Billionaire Wealth Tax Could Fund Public Programs & Boost the Economy

Ever wonder why billionaires have more yachts than they pay in taxes? While the ultra-rich stash their fortunes in offshore accounts, the rest of us are funding schools, roads, and hospitals. Meanwhile, working families struggle with medical bills, student loans, and skyrocketing rent. Enter the billionaire wealth tax—a practical, high-impact solution to fix income inequality […]

5 Ways to Embrace Silence: A Journey to Inner Stillness

Silence. That weird, awkward thing we avoid at all costs. We fill it with mindless scrolling, background noise, and conversations we don’t even want to have. But here’s a wild idea—what if silence wasn’t something to escape from, but something to embrace? Because let’s be honest: the world is exhausting. Between the doomscrolling, the 24-hour […]

6 Economic Benefits of Strengthening Workers’ Rights

Let’s get one thing straight: an economy that works for only a handful of people is not an economy—it’s a scam. And right now, workers are getting the short end of the deal while CEOs launch themselves into space for fun. Strengthening workers’ rights isn’t just about fairness or dignity (though, yeah, those are important); […]

5 Reasons Universal Healthcare Could Save the Economy Billions

America’s healthcare system is like a bad group project—overpriced, chaotic, and somehow still failing despite record-breaking spending. The U.S. pours more money into healthcare than any other country, yet millions of people can’t afford to see a doctor. Meanwhile, insurance companies and pharmaceutical giants rake in massive profits while working families face financial ruin over […]

7 Ways to Boost the Minimum Wage Without Hurting Small Businesses

Raising the minimum wage should be a no-brainer—people need to afford rent, groceries, and, yes, even the occasional overpriced oat milk latte. But for small businesses, a sudden wage hike can feel less like progress and more like a death sentence. Meanwhile, corporate giants keep wages low while raking in record profits, leaving local businesses […]

The Secret Power of Silence: Why the Loudest Politicians Might Be Losing

Let’s be honest—politics is a never-ending noise machine. Everyone’s got an opinion, and most of them are shouting it from the rooftops (or, more accurately, from Twitter). But here’s the kicker: some of the most fascinating figures in politics are the ones who say less, not more. Think Barack Obama post-presidency, Hillary Clinton post-2016, or […]

How Gen X Women Created the Stay-at-Home Dad (And Yes, That’s Me)

Oh, hey there. It’s me. A dad. A stay-at-home dad, if you will. A domesticated male of the species, found in his natural habitat—Costco, wondering if we already have peanut butter at home. And before you ask, yes, I know what I have done. I know how I got here. I know that my mere […]

Turns Out America Loves a Dictatorship Wrapped in a Flag

It’s official: the American people love dictatorship. They just need it to be wrapped in a flag, hollering about “freedom,” and conveniently ignoring reality. According to the latest polls, former (or let’s be honest, current-in-spirit) President Donald J. Trump is soaring with a 50% approval rating. And why? Because he’s delivering on his promises—whether those […]

DOJ Drops Corruption Charges Against Mayor Adams for Political Convenience

Justice, But Make It Convenient In yet another episode of Justice: Now You See It, Now You Don’t, a federal judge has raised a very logical, very lawyer-y question: Why exactly did the Department of Justice suddenly decide to drop its corruption charges against New York City Mayor Eric Adams? Was it a new piece […]

Billionaires Gone Wild: The Trump & Musk Joint Interview No One Asked For

The Set-Up: Where Ego Meets Algorithm Picture this: a dimly lit stage, an American flag, a Tesla Cybertruck in the background (with a shattered window, naturally), and two men whose combined wealth could solve global hunger but instead fund questionable social media ventures. Donald Trump and Elon Musk sit across from an interviewer who clearly […]

The Supreme Court Is About to Make a Big Choice—For All of Us

Welp. It finally happened. Democracy just showed up on John Roberts’ doorstep like a stray puppy—malnourished, abandoned, and in desperate need of help. And now, the Supreme Court has to decide whether to take it in or leave it out in the cold. So what’s the big deal? Oh, just another case where Trump is […]

Trump Suggests Laws Don’t Apply To Him If He “Saves The Country”

President Donald Trump has unveiled his unique interpretation of democracy, suggesting that if he’s “saving the country,” he is above the law. Yes, you heard that right—Trump just went full Napoleon, and not the cool, croissant-loving kind. The Emperor Has No Laws (or Clothes, We Assume) Trump posted a rather eyebrow-raising statement recently, quoting (or […]

Barron Trump: The Mystery, The Myth, The MAGA Obsession

The night before Donald Trump’s second inauguration—because America just loves a sequel—22-year-old conservative activist CJ Pearson threw a party for right-wing influencers who had, against all odds (and reality), rallied behind the former president. A week later, he got an email from NYU journalism student Julia Diorio asking for an interview about his social media […]

DOJ Introduces ‘Resignation Incentive Program’—Because Ethics Are Overrated

The Department of Justice has finally cracked the code on workplace morale. No, not by holding powerful people accountable or ensuring fair prosecutions—but by launching a “Resignation Incentive Program” to help prosecutors quit before their souls do. Yes, instead of fixing systemic corruption, the DOJ’s brilliant solution is to encourage employees to resign when faced […]

Big Oil Goes Green! Now Promises ‘Organic’ Oil Spills and Free Tree with Every Purchase

Good news, everyone! The same oil companies that have spent decades torching the planet like a backyard bonfire have finally decided to care about climate change. Their solution? Organic drilling. That’s right—ExxonMobil, Shell, and the rest of Big Oil are now committed to making their planetary destruction more sustainable. Because nothing says eco-friendly like drilling […]

Billionaires Announce ‘Trickle-Up’ Economics—Totally Not a Scam, Promise

In an unexpected act of generosity, the world’s richest individuals have unveiled a bold new economic strategy: instead of wealth “trickling down” (which it never did), money will now trickle up—but in reverse, or something. Billionaires claim this new plan will reduce the wealth gap and stimulate economic growth by redistributing money downward—which, if true, […]

Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence? A True Test of Intelligence

The U.S. intelligence community has long struggled with groupthink, bureaucratic bloat, and the occasional whoopsie that leads to a decades-long war. So naturally, what better way to shake things up than appointing Tulsi Gabbard—a politician who’s been on a political tour of America’s ideological spectrum like a contestant on The Amazing Race? From Democrat to […]

Elon Musk Wants to Cut Government Costs—Democracy Is Just Too Pricey

In his latest attempt to reinvent things that already exist, Elon Musk has decided that democracy is simply too expensive to maintain. And honestly, he’s got a point—have you seen the price tag? Free speech, public services, functioning institutions—it all adds up. Maybe if the Constitution had a Black Friday sale, we wouldn’t even be […]

J.D. Vance Says Catholicism Supports Deportations—A Holy Revelation

In today’s edition of Using Religion to Justify Whatever You Want, Senator J.D. Vance has discovered a totally real, definitely-not-made-up Catholic doctrine that supports mass deportations. Apparently, if you squint hard enough at the Bible (or just completely rewrite it), Jesus stops being that “love thy neighbor” guy and starts moonlighting as a border patrol […]

DOJ Drops Charges Against Eric Adams—A Masterclass in Streamlined Justice

The Department of Justice has unveiled a bold new approach to legal accountability: prosecution based on vibes. Who needs due process when we can just decide who gets charged based on political convenience? It’s the future of justice—efficient, selective, and definitely not rigged! Eric Adams, once under federal investigation for allegedly soliciting foreign donations from […]