In a completely logical U.S. foreign policy shift, the government just cut intelligence sharing with Ukraine and halted military aid for Ukraine’s war effort. Meanwhile, we’re now having direct U.S.-Hamas negotiations. So, to recap: an American ally fighting Russian aggression? Abandoned. A U.S.-designated terrorist group in the Middle East? We’re negotiating. Maybe next, we’ll invite […]
Trump’s latest genius economic policy decision? A 25% import tariff on Canada and Mexico. He swears this will boost U.S. manufacturing jobs, but here’s what it’ll really do: raise consumer goods prices in America. From higher grocery costs to increased car prices, get ready to pay more while multinational corporations find loopholes to protect their […]
The Trump administration just made a brilliant move for veterans’ healthcare access—by slashing 80,000 jobs at the Department of Veterans Affairs workforce. Because nothing says “thank you for your service” like gutting VA medical staff, ensuring longer wait times for military veterans seeking healthcare, and cutting off essential support for those suffering from PTSD treatment […]
Being a stay-at-home dad of a special needs child is a lot like working for a CEO who has no qualifications, no chill, and a strict “breakfast must be served in the correct color bowl or else” policy. The job comes with zero pay, no benefits, and an on-call schedule that would make emergency room […]
JD Vance Takes a Break… From Doing Putin’s Bidding Ah, nothing like a relaxing ski vacation to clear the mind after a hard day’s work helping a foreign dictator. JD Vance, fresh off his latest performance in “How to Be a Putin Puppet in Three Easy Steps,” decided to take a quick getaway to Vermont. […]
Protecting the Children—Unless They’re Victims of Our Friends Ah, Republicans and their never-ending crusade to “protect the children.” From drag queens? Absolutely. From books? Without question. From actual predators? Well… that depends on whether said predators have a blue checkmark and a podcast about “alpha males.” For years, the GOP has been on a relentless […]
It’s finally happened. We’ve reached peak “reverse uno” politics, where the actual people committing crimes are now investigating their political enemies for… checks notes… talking too passionately. Because nothing says “justice” like the U.S. Attorney for D.C. deciding that Chuck Schumer giving a speech is the real national emergency—not, you know, actual criminals, domestic terrorists, […]
Welcome to the Twilight Zone, aka American Politics Gather ‘round, folks, because it’s time for another thrilling episode of “Who’s Gaslighting Who?” starring Elon Musk, Adam Schiff, and a cast of characters so absurd they make reality TV look like a Ken Burns documentary. Yes, you heard it right. The man who once built cars […]
The Plot Twist We Didn’t See Coming Well, folks, 2025 just keeps getting weirder. In a plot twist that not even the best satirical writers could have dreamed up, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—yes, that RFK Jr., the one who has spent decades questioning vaccines with the zeal of a conspiracy theorist at a tinfoil hat […]
Welcome to America’s Most Profitable Ponzi Scheme Ah, the United States government: the world’s most exclusive permit-issuing corporation. Want to drive? Get a permit. Want to build a house? Permit. Want to sell homemade lemonade? Well, that’ll require at least three different permits, a business license, and an inspection by an official in a crumpled […]