So, Republicans are getting yelled at by their own voters, huh?At town halls.In deep red districts. And instead of, I don’t know, listening to them, the GOP has come up with the most logical explanation: these people aren’t real Republicans! No, no, no—these are obviously highly trained Democratic operatives, secretly planted by George Soros to […]
The Most Unlikely Love Story in Politics: Trump and Putin’s Foreign Policy Grab your popcorn and an overcooked steak (extra ketchup optional, mandatory well-done), because what you’re about to read isn’t just another foreign policy blunder—it’s the political equivalent of a reality show crossover between The Apprentice and House of Cards, featuring the bromance nobody […]
America: where the news sounds like a rejected Black Mirror episode. If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, politics feels like a bad reality show,” congratulations—you have eyes. And a functioning brain. The past few years have blurred the lines between governance and entertainment so thoroughly that even Netflix executives are taking notes. At this rate, it’s […]
Welcome to 202X: Where Satire and Reality Blur Together Does modern politics feel like a never-ending reality show, except there’s no off switch and the plot twists are getting stranger? Well, buckle up, because things are only getting weirder. We’re living in an era where artificial intelligence is running for office (because at this point, […]
The anticipation surrounding the Epstein report was like expecting a fireworks show and getting a damp sparkler instead. Many conservatives, particularly Trump supporters, were bracing for an explosive revelation from the Trump administration’s Department of Justice (DOJ)—one that would supposedly expose high-profile Democrats. But when the moment arrived, it landed with all the impact of […]
Elon Musk—self-made billionaire, part-time Mars colonizer, and full-time opinion-haver—recently declared that the only way to “restore the rule of the people” in America is to impeach judges. Not just one or two. All of them. Well, at least the ones he doesn’t like. This isn’t the first time Musk has weighed in on democracy from […]
I appreciate your honesty. It takes a fair bit of life lived and coffee consumed to get to the place where you can say, “I’ve tried different routes, and I think we’re on our own.” That’s not a small admission, and it carries the weight of experience. I won’t argue theology with you, because that’s […]
I don’t know when it happened exactly, but the world just isn’t the same anymore. It’s not just me, right? I’m not saying everything was perfect before COVID. It wasn’t. People still had loud phone conversations in the grocery store, you still had to listen to an automated voice tell you to “please listen carefully, […]
By now, I should know better than to watch a White House press conference expecting information. That’s like expecting my dog to suddenly recite Hamlet—it’s just not in the cards. And yet, every once in a while, curiosity gets the better of me, and I find myself tuning in, slack-jawed, watching the political equivalent of […]
Leaked Script from the Upcoming Hit Show—Read Before the Deep State Deletes It! Opening Scene: The Call to Action The year is 2025, and America is on the brink of collapse. Gas prices have reached an unspeakable $3.25 a gallon. A local Cracker Barrel hires a vegan. Somewhere, a library remains open past 5 PM. […]