The EPA Wants to Unplug the Planet’s Life Support—Again

The Trump administration is considering revoking the EPA’s ruling that greenhouse gases are dangerous. Because, apparently, climate change isn’t a threat—it’s just a vibe.

EPA head Lee Zeldin says the rule “hurts industry” and “limits consumer choice.” Ah yes, the consumer choice to… drown in rising sea levels? Get asthma from factory smog? I love freedom!

Look, if we’re rolling back climate policies, why stop there? Let’s bring back lead paint. Make asbestos great again. Let kids smoke. Let’s just see what happens!

Meanwhile, Trump’s economic approval rating is tanking, which proves people care more about their wallets than their air quality.